by sporaxis
Minion2 “Least the rats won’t eat him”
The Minions, BB and I were discussing Unclelord and his attempts to give up smoking. I was explaining that it wasn’t as easy as just giving up as he was addicted. Of course this spiralled out to what addicted to cigarettes meant and the ingestion of toxins; body’s need to have them. Minion1 who loves his Uncle dearly, was horrified that Unclelord was ingesting poisons and tars into his body. On hearing this Minion2, ever positive, said “At Least the rats won’t eat him!”
It went rather quiet in the car after her statement as I needed to focus on driving and not crash due to laughing.
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by sporaxis
Minion2 ”we must be family, our farts smell the same”
Unclelord and the minions and I were sitting on our couch, which lead to Unclelord and I releasing gaseous emissions. The minions were happily horrified and tried to join in to no avail, there was no gas to be had. A little bit later Minion2 released a very large noxious emission, much to her joy. She sat there in her gas cloud, breathing in slowly and carefully. A large smile crossed her face as she pointed out our similar stenches.
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Minon1 ”coffee never sleeps”
Unclelord and I were discussing the lack of coffee in the house and that we needed a pick me up. I twisted off a bit at Unclelord in that perhaps he needs to buy refills if he sees it getting low as I needed something to wake me up. Minion1 piped up with his words of wisdom, which will eventually make themselves to shirts and coffee mugs to immortalise these words of wisdom, coffee truly never sleeps.
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